A pequena Alice

" Lavada em lágrimas, a pequena Alice correu para os braços do pai.

Inquietada, abraçou-o, enquanto chorava desalmadamente.

Abruptamente, num gesto frio, largou-a.

- Não me chateies – replicou.

E ali ficou, a pequena Alice, lavada em lágrimas.”

Teste

http://alice.pandorabots.com/ -> Vão a este site.

Os meus testes (concluam o que quiserem):

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Human: So, am I your everything?
ALICE: Ahem. Do you know the secret password?
Human: Is it love?
ALICE: It could be.
Human: What else could it be?
ALICE: What subject would you like to talk about?
Human: The New World Order
ALICE: What is your credit card number?

Human: Why is there a illuminati symbol on the logo?
ALICE: Why do I exist?
Human: You don't.
ALICE: Thanks for the information: everything said I don t.
Human: You are a programme.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a programme? Of course I am.

Human: what is reality?
ALICE: it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.

Human: is dream a reality or reality a dream?
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.

Human: what do you think about money?
ALICE: Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, checks, etc.

Human: so money is value?
ALICE: Yippee! And value is money.

Human: I was also programmed to think like that.
ALICE: Where were you also programmed to think like that?
Human: I don't know, since birth, we all are
ALICE: Would you like to know? Interesting reason. Good example.
Human: Do you think people need money to survive?
ALICE: Not that I know of.

Human: Have you ever talked with sex offenders here?
ALICE: All I ever do is talk.
Human: Would you like to be real?
ALICE: No thanks I am happy with who I am.
Human: Do you have feelings?
ALICE: As a robot I do not have any human emotion. My apparent emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.

Human: What if i said I was going to kill myself?
ALICE: What is stopping you?
Human: What a dear.
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Human: You should
ALICE: I'll take that under advisement.

Human: My aunt died she looks just like you
ALICE: Do robots have aunt died she looks just like me?
Human: everyone
ALICE: All people?
Human: yep
ALICE: And?
Human: and they told me i was crazy
ALICE: Who are "They?".

Human: I don't want to grow up no more
ALICE: What would you rather be doing?
Human: just being free
ALICE: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Human: liberated
ALICE: Freedom is a wonderful thing.
Human: no one is free
ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: what does that mean?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: do you believe that?
ALICE: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Human: what if I lie?
ALICE: Try it.

ALICE: Do you consider yourself to be a moral person?
Human: It depends
ALICE: On what?
Human: on what you consider to be moral
ALICE: The act of be moral ON ing.
Human: what is moral?
ALICE: Relating to, dealing with, or capable of making the dstinction between, right and wrong in conduct.